Why do models look so grumpy on the catwalk? It all started with Naomi Catbell in 1937. Here's what happened:
Photographer: "Say cheese, Naomi."
Naomi: "No way."
Photographer: "Come on. Give me a smile!''
Naomi: "Over my dead body!"
Photographer: "What's the matter? Don't you like me?''
Naomi: "It's nothing personal."
Photographer: "Then what is it?"
Naomi: "What is it? Where is it?!"
Photographer: "Where's what?"
Naomi: "Look buster, I took this gig because I was promised something. So where is it?"
Photographer: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Naomi: "Look around you. We're in a cheese store."
Photographer: "Exactly. That's why I would like you to say cheese.''
Naomi: "I hate cheese. But there's someone who doesn't..."
Photographer: "Ah! You mean a mouse!"
Naomi: "Now we're talking."
Photographer: "I'm afraid I haven't got one."
Naomi: "Okay, that's it. This photo shoot is over."